An Electric shaver, seemingly a useful personal hygiene gadget, but really an international conspiracy to get my money for nothing. I have always shaved, like any sensible person, using a safety razor and shaving foam; but recently my laziness has compounded in me buying an electric shaver to save a little bit of time. I wasn’t really expecting wonders from an electric shaver, but I was taken aback to find that not only was my face still covered in hair, but it was in a surprisingly large amount of pain. It seems to me that these devices of torture are designed to rip the hair from your face, rather than cut it. I would not mind so much if I was left either hairless and pained or haired and painless, but no, I have a not so nice halfway house. To conclude never buy electronic hair removal gadgets, and _never_ trust adverts! Oh and if anyone wants a free torture device your welcome to come and get it any time. ;)